Tag: steven benjamin

Good God! What has the contemporary educated mind come to that the most passionate things which it emits range around valentines and the “Jerry Springer Show?” I lift a Campus Times newspaper in hopes of reading the thoughts of our own college’s elite only to feast my eyes upon an explanation of hippopotamus snouts and “Sesame Street” as vital experiences to be shared by this student body. Even so, were this as little as our glorious paper had to offer, it might not even be worth commenting on.