Have you heard? It is finally here! We’ve got one and it is going to make everything okay. That’s right folks, a mere two and a half years after invading Iraq, the President of the United States of America has developed a strategy for winning the war.
I was glued to the T.V. for most of the night this past Tuesday. It was election night, an event that for people like me tends to be more exciting than the Super Bowl, the World Series, and the World and Stanley Cups combined.
After the recent chain of American events, Mr. Clemens can rest easy knowing that his words of wisdom are as relevant today as they were when he first wrote them down more than a century ago.